You Might Be a Child of the 80s if... remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON... jammed to the Miami Vice theme and thought Jan Hammer was cool... wanted to move to Hawaii because that's where Magnum lived... ever used the phrase "Kiss mah grits!" in conversation... remember any or all of the following: Echo & the Bunnymen, Cutting Crew, Scritti Politti, or Orchestral Maneouvers in the Dark... watched HR Puffenstuff as a child, but now that you're older, you really understand that it would have been much better had you known about drugs at the time...'ve recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following phases:

"When I was younger"
"You know, back when..."
"Because I SAID so, that's why"
"Just can't (fill in the blank) like I used to" can't remember a time when "going out for coffee" DIDN'T involve 49,000 selections to choose from...'re starting to view getting carded to buy alcohol as a GOOD thing, and you're ready to marry the next person who cards you when you want to buy cigarettes... one point during your teenage years, you walked with a noticeable tilt to one side due to the number of plastic rings on that arm...

... "Celebration" by Kool & the Gang was one of the hot new songs when you first heard it at a school dance...

...the first time you ever kissed someone at a dance fell during "Crazy for You" by Madonna... remember the garbage pail kids, and owned some of their cards or knew someone who did... knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout"... HAD to have your MTV... always wondered why Tootie always wore those damn skates... wanted to be on StarSearch... can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off... remember the craze, and then banning of slap bracelets... still get the urge to use "NOT" at the end of every statement you make... remember Hypercolor T-shirts... remember Punky Brewster... loved Howard the duck...'ve told someone that they remind you of the babe...

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