You Might Be a Child of the 80s if...
...your jaw would ache by the time you finished those brick sized
packages of Bazooka gum...
...you know who Bo and Luke Duke are...
...you remember when VCRs cost $2,000...
...you remember when there was nothing strange about Bert and Ernie living together...
...you remember rotary dial telephones...
...you actually believed that Mikey, famed for his Life cereal
commercials, died after eating a packet of pop rocks and
drinking a Coke...
...the theme song to Greatest American Hero still comes back
to you on occasion...
...you remember the days that hooking your computer into your television
wasn't an expensive
option that required gadgets - it was the ONLY option...
...you remember the original version of Windows: Macintosh...
...you thought "Weird Science" was a masterpiece...
...you actually know who Rick Springfield is...
...you remember with pain the sad day when the Green Machine hit the
streets and made your old Big Wheel obsolete...
...you wanted to be on Star Search...
...you can remember Michael Jackson when he was black...
...you wore a banana clip at some point during your youth, or knew
someone who did...
...you played the game "Mash" with friends at school...
L.A. GEAR...
...you wanted to change your name to Jem in kindergarten...
...you remember reading "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing"
and all the Ramona books...
...you wanted to be a Goonie...
...you ever wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing...
