You Might Be a Child of the 80s if...


...you took family trips BEFORE the invention of the mini-van. You rode in the back of the station wagon and you faced the cars behind you in the tail-gunner position...

...you know all the words to the double album set of Grease...

...you ever had a Dorothy Hamill haircut...

...you sat with your friends on a Friday night and dialed 867-5309 to see if Jenny would answer...

..."All skate, change directions" means something to you...

...you owned a pair of Rainbow suspenders just like Mork used to wear...

...you bought a pair of Vans and wanted to order a pizza in history class so you could be just like Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times as Ridgemont High...

...you owned a preppy handbook...

...you were too young to go see the Blue Lagoon so you just had to settle for second hand reports...

...you remember when there was only PG and R none of this PG-13 crap...

...you learned to swim about the same time Jaws came out and still carry the emotional scars to this day...

...you remember when your cable TV box had a sliding selector switch...

...you actually believed everything Leonard Nimoy told you on "In Search Of..."

...you wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween...

...you Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"...

...partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away...

...you thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye...

...you had plastic streamers on the handle bars of your bike...

...you remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons ...you wore a pony tail to the side of your head...

...you saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen...

...you got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school...

...you made your mom buy you one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side...

...you had a Kirk Cameron poster on your bedroom wall...




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