"There are many bands in Popomundo. Many successful bands. Many successful bands like Kong who can afford big fancy professional webmasters to make their webpages look all spectacular. We wish that we could send an evil juju on them and their mothers and their fancy professional webmasters with their expensive hats. Someday we will be as successful as them and then our webpage will be better than theirs, and really cool, and we will laugh. Laugh the laugh of the drunken and rich. Oh... how we will laugh." For those who do not know us, Empress Norton Bingenheimer is a goth band in the world of Popomundo, currently scratching their way up the charts, leaving little bits of their fingernails in the history of Modern Rock. This web page is to help you either learn more about the band or completely confuse you. Possibly both. |