Someone who bugged us and bugged us till they were admitted.
Congratulations, Ladypixel! You have bugged me and bugged me until I made
you the first official member of the L.A.M.R! (Does that make you a LAMeR?) Now other people will also bug me and bug me and I will never get any peace. For this deed you will be served only green beans for the next week. Yes, even for breakfast. And dessert.
For everyone's edification, here is the admittance questionnaire that got her in.
>username=Ladypixel
>person applying=yes
>admitters name=Didn't I just say that? Sheesh.
>birthdate=05/16/73
>where they came from=Really, I've known about it for a long time. But I
>truthfully think you should highlight me more. After all, I am your longest
>fan, and I should really contribute some poetry some day.
>How we doin=It's my favorite site
>what they liked=The link that says I'm twisted. Really and truly - I love
>being told I'm twisted. I mean it - it just tickles all the right little
>segments of my anatomy. Don't believe me? Just put up a site for all of
>these little messages I send you from time to time through here. I bet I
>have fans... yeeeeesssss.
>what they disliked=The fact that I'm not in it enough. No, seriously. I'm
>just a megalomaniac, in disguise, and you just never knew until now,
>you just never knew... ah, the things that you have missed out on, just
>simply because you focused on Sailor Moon instead of Lorimania... shame,
>shame.
>reason wanting in=Damage? I ain't got no stinkin' damage! Well, unless you
>want to blame my friend Catsy, to whom I recommended this site, and because
>of which I decided to stop by and visit again, and well, you've updated, and
>so I kinda hung around, and got lost, and... and.... (puppy dog eyes) Will
>you keep me? (Oh - and one side note - you're welcome to my firstborn child
>now, I'm done with her. Maybe you can afford her Pokemon habit - I cannot.)
>any price=yes
>give us all your stuff=yes
>hypnotized=yes
>income=Income? You make me laugh.
>Room color=A Nice Depressing Grey
>dinner=Wonton soup, jelly worms, and a nice side salad with honey mustard
>dressing. Oh, and maybe a dash of tequila.
>quote=If I put the favorite quote of the moment in here, you would be
>reading until tomorrow, because it's about two weeks worth of roleplay.
>But, failing that, I challenge you to go to joecartoon.com and watch 'Look
>At My Monkey', just for me. Please?
>tombstone=Rum, Kahlua, a nice vibrator, and a fluffy pillow.
>smoke=yes
>drink=yes
>sedated=yes
>jacket=yes
>woodchuck test=If a woodchuck could chuck wood, it would, but it would only
>chuck wood that Chuck would chuck. If Chuck wouldn't chuck wood, then the
>woodchuck couldn't chuck wood, because Chuck chucks, and woodchucks are
>wooden.
>final comments=Really, truly, I think that you need to start a page that's
>purely my insanity. When I get in this sleep-deprived of a state and am
>listening to a band by the name of Delerium, I tend to, well, get all
>delerious. Which is an excellent time to go to the Relaxorium, is it not?
>I think so. Oh, and when /are/ we doing coffee again? I've some
>interesting sticks for you to draw.
>username=Ladypixel
